Aliens, MIB

First I had a dream that I was Claire and jumped off two buildings to get away from Mohinder even though he was being nice T_T

Then I had a dream that that guy with the cape and little clones from MIB2 lived in my house. He tied me up and then I said he couldn’t do that without my permission o.o so he freed me but then he started running around urgently. I knew that meant he smelled something =o like MURDER! So me, him, and this other guy who happened to be there all put on black jackets and helmets but it was just what we could find, like I had my paintball helmet on.

We drove out to the middle of nowhere where some roads were under construction and I suggested going down there but he headed to McDonalds instead. We talked to the people at the drive through who were sarcasticly saying there must be people in the meat. Other Guy agreed but Smell Guy examined them. Then one of them jumped out the window and we knew she was an alien cause aliens smell like murdered people o.o she was really elastic and acrobatic and dressed all in black. She tried to jump between the cracks in the top of the car (??). Us three then started doing this weird scream/keen that was really painful for her so we got her out then I threw myself on top of the cracks. She tried again to get in by flattening herself and trying to squish under me, really weird sensation.

Mexico, Acid

I had a dream that I was in Mexico at a restaurant on the beach. Literally, the water and sand came into it o.o We were staying at both a hotel with secret pyramid tunnels underneath it and a beach condo like at LBI except the beach condo was in the mountains.

There were fish tanks at the restaurant and itty bitty goldfish were escaping from them so I started running around, falling on the floor, trying to catch these fishies and put them back in the water.

I then escaped on my own and ran into some kind of magical care bear-ish creature. We climbed up a hill on the side of the road and were in the bushes. It told me we had to get somewhere and stop something. So then a big pink bedsheet flew across the road and on it were a bunch of other magical creatures (girlie stuff like pixies wtf). So I hopped on but then we crashed into this building where the Something was.

Huge ogres marched us into a gymnasium and on the way there I grabbed a purple shirt from the wall. I didn’t really know what was going on, didn’t know how bad it was so I begged to go to the bathroom. Finally, they let me but inside the bathroom over the toilet was a woven basket type thing that you had to pee through. It was very difficult T_T It was also really warm in there so I took off my fleecy jacket and sweatshirt and I already had a purple shirt on.

There was an ogre in the bathroom too and he leveled a gun at me. I was like o.o oh crap, I’ll get back to the gym! but he shot me anyway. For a moment, I was really relieved because I was still alive. The shot he fired was no more than a little spot of cold that hit my face. He shot me 3 more times so I was like hmm I better act like this hurts so I rolled around and wimpered but then he shot me SOME MORE 😛 Finally he let me go back to the gym where everyone was sitting around or playing hand-held games and waiting for whatever was going to happen.

Then the cold spots on my face began to burn and sting. It got worse and worse, I thought ‘shit, he shot me with acid or something’ I tried to dab at it with my hand to rub it off but then where my hand touched it, it started to crack and peel and split open and bleed @_@

A model of the Riviera Maya emerged from the middle of the gym and you could see cars and people moving as if you were looking down on it from an airplane. The Evil People began to set off natural disasters, earthquakes and tsunamis and such. I guess our purpose was to watch and be horrified. I looked all over the area trying to find Chris cause I knew he was in the beach condo T____T

Heroes, Alice in Wonderland

I had a terrifying but also wonderful dream. I was walking home from work (which my mom had arranged to look like her house) and I saw Nathan and Jessica (or whoever :P) from Heroes. I was surprised I hadn’t heard there was going to be an autograph signing and wondered vaguely if they were filming so I got closer. Angela Petrelli gave me a tour of a skyscraper but one of the first rooms was barely lit and on either side were people screaming and flailing with tubes attached to them. Suddenly I knew it was real.

I managed to escape and got the help of my roommate. We went to sneak attack Angela with something akin to nerf weapons. But she used some kind of ability to beat us. The roommate made me think Toad but kinda looked like Chris (and I was kinda attracted to him so he better be Chris 😛 ). He escaped. I went through some vaguely horrible stuff and found that Angela had the skyscraper filled with people she had captured. There were good guys and bad guys, she was one of the bad guys.

I got locked up in a top room with other good guys who had been fighting Angela for years. They knew they location, knew what they were up against, knew their abilities, and were on the edge of giving up. Other people with abilities would come in the room and push us around and demand we work for Angela. We did, just to stay alive.

Chris got thrown in with us but there was some question of his loyalty. I had a Wikipedia print out that listed the good and bad guys, thought it might help us against Angela cause sometimes the bad guys would pretend to be on our side just to screw us over worse. Everyone freaked out that I had the page because it revealed our secret operatives. We heard guards coming, so they tried to rip it up and throw it out the window.

Chris got the guards to believe he was one of them, so he left with them. Then we heard Angela was coming. That was like a death sentence. She was the one that would take us out one by one, by this time only four of us were left including Parkman and I wondered why his psychic abilities hadn’t saved us. I was terrified she was going to send Sylar in. I wasn’t going to let her (or Sylar D: ) get near me again so I crawled out the window. It turned out to be very easy to descend the building by the ledges and outdoor blinds.

I ran back toward work even though I didn’t think it was safe but a big guy in a police uniform grabbed my left arm. Chris grabbed my right. Shit, I’m caught. And Chris is one of the bad guys. Before, I had thought that he was going to come back and rescue me T_T He was real good at infiltration, I think his body was rubbery and could squeeze into tight spots.

I also at one point was yelling for The Doctor to come save me and then a voice over said something about, the Doctor isn’t always there, you can’t rely on him, sometimes you have to save yourself.

But instead of taking me back to the skyscraper, Chris and the other guy took me to a cafeteria where good guys were chained up and guarded constantly. Chris would be my guard, we ended up crawling on the floor under a table where there were mangrove roots and I desperately wanted to crawl under. He said something vaguely like ‘not here’ and I started to get the suspicion that he was still on my side. But he was never direct about it so I had to just trust him, and I did but barely (my life on the line here D: ). We even had a violent fight, he hit me with a stick =O in front of Angela. Which I think made her give him more freedom with me.

Then one day we went to a different area of mangroves in the cafeteria. He squeezed my hand but said nothing. We crawled through and then had to crawl through paper bags that I just barely fit through. Time travel surrounded us, bits of history flashed past us, very dizzying. We continued into a surreal room of victorian furniture. Next to the door were three long metal objects like giant, thin silverware. They crossed together (later I realized this was a symbol left by previously escaping good guys but I didn’t know if anyone ever reached the end).

For some reason, going through this passage meant taking Alice in Wonderland tests. But I can only remember the boring ones because they were so random. Like trying to identify various ship parts on a screen that showed the Enterprise. Playing water paddleball, etc. Chris kept squeezing my hand but not saying much and the more he did it, the more I was confident he was on my side. But there was another girl following us and the looks he gave her made me jealous T_T

We passed by children dancing in abalone dresses and a guide who looked like Donna from That 70s Show, who was neither good nor evil. We had some kind of break from the test that transported us to the apartment. I was really scared because we hadn’t truly escaped. The apartment was just something we time traveled too–before everything happened, so it would happen all over again. Also I had weird bugle-like tentacle things all over my face. I pulled some of them off and the remains twitched and wiggled @_@ it seemed normal at the time. Then we had to go back and finish the test….but my alarm went off 😛

I wish I could remember more, it wasn’t one of those realistic dreams but it was real intense emotionally. I wish I had been braver though, geez 😛 I don’t know that I was going to go back and help everyone else unless I had an army at my back. haha I’m a realist I guess, I don’t want to fight a losing battle ;p

Alchemy

I dreamed that Chris was back here and I wanted to know if he wanted to go snorkling (in wet suits) because apparently there was a coral reef off the coast of Tybee island. Then for some reason I thought we had magic powers. He thought it was silly but I made him concentrate real hard with me and we were able to light several candles. Then I remembered something about gold, like a rhyme that had to do with the magic. So I wondered if it worked for modern money XD I took three 20s in my hand and closed my eyes and flipped through them and when I opened my eyes, there were 10 of them. Then I tried it with a 50 and two 20s but the 50 turned into a whole bunch of 1s, 5s, and carnival coupons o_O;

Jail Escape

I had a dream that I was locked up in a jail cell with another person who I paid zero attention to Frequently, the guards would come open all the doors and one of them would write words about the door. How I could see the words, I dunno but they usually said “Pinot” or “Pinot Grito” which I read as Pino Grigio. Finally I decided that the words are a signal that I should make a break for it. Leaving the other person in the cell without a second thought (o_O?!), I ran out at Pino Grigio. I ran across a desert and the sun was setting. I guessed that Pino meant sunrise and Pino Grigio meant sunset. So I ran until it got pitch black out and then it was like the movie Pitch Black 😛 there were creatures that could only get you when it was dark out. I found Samus and she had built a fire. She called back to the jail and said she had one of the occupants but that I’d be safe for the night as long as the fire kept on. I think she was on my side and wanted me to escape.

Sunken Pirate Ship

I had a dream that it was Christmas and I was spending it at Nikki’s house (even though she’s Jewish? XD; ) and Chris was there. Outside the house there was a hole in the ground that you could rapel down into and eventually get to an area that looked like the ship-area of Okami. Big expansive place but instead of the ship, there was a lake and at the very bottom of the lake was a sunken pirate ship that you could snorkle in, not scuba, snorkle.

But Chris and Nikki were both very upset T_T!! So we missed the snorkling trip (even though I also remember going on the trip, running out of air and racing back to the surface). I asked someone how it was when they came back and they said it was boring and there weren’t any colorful fish. I didn’t understand how a sunken pirate ship could be boring 😛

Newly Crowned

In my dream, I fairly recently became the ruler of an expansive kingdom but I couldn’t be as public as I wanted to be because people were trying to assassinate me. I wasn’t born into the role of ruler and while my subjects supported me, members of opposing kingdoms were angry at what I represented–that I could get to this position of power through my own abilities and not just birth right, it threatened their own claim to power cause they were crappy rulers whose only qualification was birth right.

I had been given a ring representing my leadership. I hate things on my fingers getting in the way (iRL heh ) so I wore it on a necklace. It was very thin, simple, silver and I spent a lot of time fingering it as I worried about The State of the Kingdom so the texture is really firmly locked in my mind. Also on the necklace I wore there was a second ring, thicker and with a pattern of diamond shapes with dots in each carved into it. It represented something older, something about me that was before my rise to leadership.

lol and Chris was helping me hide in a bathroom, he was ruling another kingdom that was friends with mine XD

John Candy’s Cenote

I had a dream that Chris had a pink limited version of the DS that a relative had gotten him. He didn’t play it much but for some reason I snuck into his room and started playing Cooking Mama on it. I had to slice carrots, remove snails from their shells, and squish down a lump sandwich. AND IT WAS SUPER FUN. Then I drove down a big iron staircase and at some point instead of takin the stairs I drove off to jump onto another platform where there was an overturned car (GTA) and to get the easter egg in the “game” I had to pee on it (Okami). Then I drove to Tina’s house except it was actually my house and I was living with Hyde and Jackie and Hyde was mad about the dishes but I got him some cake.

Then we went out to a cenote with a rope bridge over it. We crossed the rope bridge even though we knew there was a creepy guy on the other side, on an island, that lived in a wooden hut. But the creepy guy turned out to be John Candy. We wanted to swim in the cenote but it was kinda cold and then an alligator crawled into John Candy’s house D:!! Crossing the rope bridge was not a safe idea because we might fall in. So what do I do? I jump in. I guess I figured there was only one gator and he was distracted. No. There were like a hundred D: So I was swimming around as a fast as I could while they tried to get me D:

Unborn

I had a dream where I spent a lot of the time as a man. I started out at a futuristic hotel playing a dangerous game with other people. I saw someone who used to be my buddy wearing a shirt that said The Unborn on it. He looked like a metalhead haha. Turned out it was some kind of evil power cult. (But…I like metal? ;_; ) I ended up running into an elevator to hide from them so I could figure out a plan.

THe doors didn’t close fast enough and two burly guys reached it but they didn’t come inside. The elevator shook, everything went white. I knew they were transporting me somewhere but when I got there, it wasn’t what I expected. I didn’t think the place was even real. There was an expansive beach and too-green rolling hills. I walked along it, thinking maybe it was New Zealand.

EDIT: I swear this is EXACTLY what the beach looked like:

From this blog post about Taupo which is, dun dun dun, in New Zealand!

I found someone who told me it was Norway, somewhere in Norway with a name like somewhere in Britain. It was so serene and natural compared to my typical fast-paced technology-ridden life mixed up with the bad guys.

I joined a bunch of people in swimming laps with dolphins but I was super slow in comparison. I found a girl who invited me to her house. She was the daughter of an innkeeper, their inn was thatched. Her brother didn’t trust me and I didn’t like him but he wanted a sleepover to get to know each other, then I was a girl and his sister came in wearing this sexy black and red outfit to ask him if he wanted me wearing that. Um and then they went off and my impression was it became incestuous D:

I lived with these people for a while then I’m walking back one time and get shot at. By five different people. I curse that I don’t have my gun with me, it was lost in the transition to Norway. I go on and on about how I shouldn’t have brought them into danger, we try to escape, try to find a way to fight.

Then a guy with an Unborn T-shirt, grey, appears in a display of light. He says that either I come with him or he’s killing five people. I’m terrified he’s going to kill my new friends but he picks different people. It doesn’t matter, I still have to go. The brother tries to give me his email address then gives me a fake one so Unborn Guy thinks I have the fake one but I remembered the real one BUT Unborn Guy can get into my email so it doesn’t really matter. There’s something about cookies and I remember catching Unborn Guy reading sappy manga online haha. I also had the distinct feeling that he would become sympathetic but just wasn’t there yet so I had to bide my time.

At some point in the dream I thought what was happening was a movie called Dragonborn or similar and I decided I should market my book as related to that because of the mix of sci-fi and fantasy elements and somewhat medieval setting of Norway

Krissy the Destroyer of Worlds Part 2

After a bath:

She’s meditating really hard…

She would refuse to get out of the sink unless I turned the water on T_T

“HAY MILO!!111”

Krissy was bizarrely fascinated with Kate’s purse.  She stuck her head in and would not get out.  We’d pet her and wiggle her butt around, she’d just go ‘mmmRRRRRR’ and not move.’

Krissy’s romance with an ice cube: