Sometimes I daydream that I get robbed

Sometimes I daydream that I get robbed as I’m walking home from work. Not because I want to get robbed but just because my mind wanders and I don’t exactly live in a safe place. I walked into Wachovia literally minutes after it was robbed and the next morning my manager, newborn and dog with her, was held up at gunpoint. And that’s just one day.

So I know when I walk home at night, I’m taking my chances. But I just can’t get over the fact that it’s a few blocks from my house and I’m totally paranoid about every unnecessary second of pollutants coming out of my car D:

Today I actually had money with me, usually all I carry are my keys and my $15 cell phone (it’s made of adamantium–it survived the washing machine!). On the way to work I was thinking, “man it would suck if the $25 I set aside for the Rape Crisis Center got stolen.” On the way back I was thinking, “man if someone robbed me they’d be disappointed. All I’ve got are some Tostito crumbs and empty tupperware from dinner.” I don’t even have a cookie–not that they like cookies.* Hopefully mr robber would not be disappointed enough to kill me D:

I also daydream that I get held up and then I think “Oh crap. I’m going to do something really stupid.” Then I totally freak out and rip them a new one for being jerks instead of working their butt off to earn their money like the rest of us do 😛 and then they knock me out but I wake up in a government lab to find out that everything is a lie revolving around psychic control of the internet, Mayans, and socially acceptable cannibalism and then…….. I end up with a book about Sierra ^_~

*On evening shifts, typically I go to the Visitor Center for the first two hours to bribe people into staying last minute at the B&B I work at. Typical bribes include mints, breakfast casserole, and cookies. Time is up and I start walking to the B&B–miraculously with leftover cookies. I guess leaving the VC brands me as a tourist because a guy comes up to me to bum some money. He goes on about how he’s hungry and homeless et al. Now, my friend in Oregon actually did go homeless for several months and she never begged on the street so I’m not really sympathetic to begin with. Plus I live in Savannah , I know better than to carry anything valuable.

But hey, I’ve got food and this guy is going hungry, right?

“Would you like a cookie? You can have all of them!”
“… don’t you have a dollar or something?”
“I live here; I don’t carry money. Sure you don’t want a cookie?”
He then wanders off….

D: I tried D:

Male Celestial Being

In my dream, I was a male celestial being living a human life and my visuals were all in that old anime style art like Robotech.  I had a best friend, someone I thought of as a sister.  But wheN I was attacked by another celestial being, she got between us and died.  I saw a vision of her wrapped up with me in the sstars and very old.  Years later I went to a doctor who had a inkling of what I was.  He mumbled, asking if I had seen Dawn, his granddaughter.  I had a list of cards, each with a woman’s name on it, each who had disapeared.  I didn’t even know anymore how many women I had taken down like that.  Then in the middle of the office, I was attacked.  The doctor told me  I had to find my “pointer,” my female guide.  In the midst of the battle, my best friend/sister emerged from my chest.  I had a strong taste of vanilla cake in my mouth every time I was attacked.  The attacker struck her down and me with her, I cried that I had lost her again but when I fell to earth it was to land on a bed of soft pine needles but it turned out to be her spirit.  She was my pointer but as a human, she would age and I wouldn’t, as the vision earlier had shown.

Japan sugar

I had a weird dream that it was the end of Chris’ semester (which it is) and in the dream I didn’t live here. We were at the airport doing something for his skeleton project when I realized that I was only supposed to be in Savannah for a week and my flight back to my parents house was the day after his last class which was that day. I looked at my ticket and it was for 8am…it was already noon so I’d missed the flight. The airport refunded me so I could get a flight back a few days later but I had all these plans I was going to miss (like plans I have in reality) and I was confused about how I could just FORGET that I only had a week here XD; Anyway, so I walked out of the airport….

….and into Japan! I went to a restaurant that had a bar area but it was all Japanese decor. I had some kind of seafood that was gorgeous and had sugar crystallized all over it. VERY VERY VERY tasty. I can’t even really describe the flavor, but really good. There were little custard type squares left on the knives (lol silverware) for dessert and those were also fantastic. 10x better than americanized Japanese food. There was also a napkin and stone altar given at the end of the meal and everyone else set it up with their leftovers like a offering. I tried to set mine up but the waitress laughed and said she didn’t believe in it and I didn’t have to do it. She also spoke to one of the customers in Japanese and I caught some words 😀 like ICHIBAN XD

Bomb Squad Dog

…weird. I just woke up from a dream where my computer was hacked and riddled with threats. I called the police and they were over so fast I just kinda stared at them dumbly as they examined the house (which for some reason was a glass mansion? haha). Then I was like ‘okay well if there’s a bomb I should probably get out of here… will they let me? hhmm’ So I headed for the door with Maggie who for some strange reason was the size of a boston terrier. As I walked, one of the bomb squad guys was talking to me saying they hadn’t found the bomb yet and then said I couldn’t take my dog “It could be anywhere, we find a lot of them strapped to the chest of animals” And I looked at Maggie and was thinking ‘nah, I was just petting her it couldn’t be there…’ He said “It would look something like a clock radio. So then I thought, ‘Just to be sure…’ I looked back at her and on her stomach was my clock radio. I grabbed it and slung it by the cord. As it flew through the air it exploded. I grabbed the bomb squad guy and hugged him saying “THANK YOU!”

Now I woke up feeling weird and pissed off, like, what assholes to try to do that to my dog. Even though my dog isn’t still here

Evil Yellow Gas, Power of Love

I dreamed that at midnight I was going on a field trip with the Murray kids to some place that had h’our dervs (sp?!) but on the way we stopped at a grocery store where I randomly decided to get a pregnancy test @_@; which was horrifyingly positive. I only told my close friends in the group and they all thought it was hilarious I didn’t think it was funny but I wasn’t real concerned about it because there were several ways to get rid of it I was just annoyed at the hassle haha. Most of us ate a bunch at the grocery store then we piled on some buses. Suddenly I only had one friend so we stuck together.

We passed some people acting strangely–wearing gas masks and peaking out their windows. We stopped for some reason at a school and there were fountains of water shooting up from the grass. I went to play in them but someone told me to stop and when I did I saw that the water was gross and contaminated. The area started filling up with this yellow gas and I ran down some stairs. This guy named Phil was behind us and making fun of my friend being fat or something stupid. I told her that I used to be friends with him in high school online but this was the first time I met him but we’d drifted apart so I hadn’t really talked to him. We ran back onto the buses to get away from the gas.

Kevin walked on to the bus to a round of applause. He would say Isaac’s lines from The Music Man and we’d do the choral response then we all started singing 76 Trombones o_O?!?!?! The yellow gas outside was turning people crazy or something, I can’t remember. But Kevin said we could defeat it if we believed it o.o; He led us outside where some people were trying to fight the gas but failing. He said ‘nonono, you have to use the power of love’ and he did this hero pose and the gas started to dissipate.

….WTF @_____________________@ just…w…t….f

I’m Batman

I just had a dream that I was Batman. In fact, I was Batman at the Republican National Convention luuuulz. This was way more exciting than when I dreamed I was Spiderman and spent half the time mooning over MJ (who personally I find very annoying ;p ). So the RNC got ambushed by this guy and everyone freaked out and started running away and I was like….”I’m at the freaking RNC and we’re going to let ONE GUY scare us away?? Someone here HAS to have snuck a gun in… there are a bazillion of us to one guy….also this is incredibly convenient given the election coming up…. ”

I chased the guy down myself in this crazy car chase and it turned out to be the Joker so we battled on down a cliff and into his house and he was going on about how this was the spot where his wife died. I knew I was going to win because I’d seen the movie but I didn’t remember this scene from the movie so I was a little worried T_T

Wolves, Night Elf,

I dreamed Chris and I went back to the Oatland Island place where there’s a wolf observation cabin and they come right up against the glass. In the dream, one of the wolves was inside with us o_o along with chickens and ducks and rats. I was like AHHHH THE WOLF IS GOING TO EAT US AHHHH D: except the wolf was really nice, just acting like a dog. But we called the ranger people to come check it out and they took FOREVER to come. When they finally did come, they let us out and said the wolf was supposed to be in there….I looked back and the wolf was jumping on a trampoline o_O;

Then we went to go take a shower. At the fabric store. However, every shower at the fabric store was out of service. Chris vanished and I walked into the kitchen at work where I found $50 on the floor but I could hear from through the door, a kid was saying ‘mommy, I just found $50 can I keep it?’ and I realized it must be what he had found but then I saw a big clump of money on the shelf and thought he stole it from that but anyway I gave him the money.

Then we were all living World of Warcraft (which I’ve never played). I was a super high level busty night elf @_@; with demon wings. The kid secretly was also super high level so he killed his dad and then grabbed me by the hair and started pulling me around. I was pretending to be on his side but secretly I was plotting to kill him. He brought me to a table of his cohorts and forced me face-first into a bowl of water but I was immune to drowning so I just kept my cool and convinced him I was working for him.

Beheaded bf, buried alive, Aden’s movie

I had a dream yesterday that I was someone else and in a relationship with an Australian guy who was beheaded. But still alive. So I was carrying his head to a family reunion where people took pictures of us but when I looked at the pictures, I wasn’t in them. They told me I should kill his body so he would die peacefully and I said, no…I’m going to kill his head so that he doesn’t feel any pain.

Last night, I dreamed that Chris was burying me alive o_o; then I ‘woke up’ but I was still dreaming. I told him about it and he laughed and said that was ridiculous. We went to his room which was the kitchen of a restaurant, a closet, and a partially dug grave o.o; Then I REALLY woke up and told him XD

Then I dreamed that Aden turned her book into a film that she was doing for class. She was being real creative with the special effects and had it looking better than sci-fi shows despite her lack of budget. I was applying to work at Hot Topic a few days a week to bolster my current pay and she found me at the mall and cast me in it. We went to the far side of the mall parking lot where there was volcanic activity (lolwhat? are we in new zealand?!) and began rehearsing. There were a LOT of dogs involved. And lots of them swimming. And an evil guy with robes. We hitched a ride on several dogs and the evil guy sent us through the rapids which turned out to be a water ride at Whitewater which Aden’s dad owned??

Time portal, Tomorrow People

And of course, I had a cool dream 😀 It was really detailed but I didn’t have my notebook by the bed when I woke up and then I had to pee D: so I got distracted and forgot a lot of it. I was thinking ‘I SHOULD WRITE THIS AS A BOOK~!’ oh well. I was outside in a park and for some reason I knew something was wrong, something had just happened, I dunno… suddenly the other people in the park deflated like balloons and fell to the ground. Ron (the guy that does laundry at the inn) came over to me and another girl and said, “You are the tomorrow people” and I was thinking “no way this isn’t like that show at all. but it’s still cool. and that show was real cool.”

The other girl and I got real excited and started running around the park, a colorful banner of silk emerged between us and flew into the sky. Ron took us to a hillside to explain things but I wasn’t paying a lot of attention because across from us, on another hilltop was a complicated looking clock and floating above it were ripples in the air. I threw a rock at the ripples and it flew back into my hand. Ron didn’t want us to go in it but I knew it had something to do with time travel and I wanted to find out what would happen.

Ghosts, explosion sims, living with Toby and Randy

I had a dream that Chris and I lived in the Tree Top room of the B&B and that his friends Justin and Randy had just moved into the Azalea a little while ago and that day Toby was moving into the Holly. Except the inn was a giant haunted mansion with some Hogwarts overtones. The owner brought us all down to the courtyard and was complaining about video games and how we weren’t supposed to have them at school, especially ‘network’ games and some stuff about the place being haunted. Toby was like ‘lolno’ to the network thing and Chris didn’t believe the place was haunted. We went upstairs to the rooms and Toby started playing with this lazer game that simulated destruction in real life (it was like a pen lazer that he’d point at things like lamps which would appear to explode but they’d really be okay) then he wanted to play NES but it was my NES and the game in there was Mario’s Pet Shop. And I was like….?!!? wtf? WHY would I own that game, WHY does it even exist!? And I thought that a ghost materialized it into my NES o_O;

McGonagal took us on a tour of the gardens and to talk about the ghosts. We walked over a huge brick archway and underneath it was an iron gate. She unlocked the gate and it opened out and up unnaturally. Then we did some kind of zip line from this archway to the one way on the other side of the courtyard and as we were moving, she pointed out the bricks below and how some were missing but you didn’t see dirt underneath, you saw deep holes. In one of them was a screaming doll =O then I woke up.